I can't help but think of crumb being all like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAL" And Alex just shocked at the fact crumb is half naked and Hal is like "Thank you... But please put some clothes on boy!"
"If you had just sat and watched the antiques roadshow quietly and politely with us, you would not have quite literally unleashed the beast and I would not have been forced to tear the seatbelts out of my vintage mercedes and tie you to the chair Alan.!!!"