Moving this over from the Hal Christmas Fanfic thread....
Here is my silly contribution to Hal Christmas.
Sing as you would normally, but the bits in parentheses are in Hal's best Hal voice. lol Except for fourth verse, parentheses in Tom's voice.
The 12 days of Christmas (Hal version)
on the first day of Christmas my lieutenants gave to me 1 shinny red shield (Now that is proper respect!)
on the second day of Christmas Annie gave to me 2 new Marigolds (I'm positively giddy!) and 1 shinny red shield
on the third day of Christmas Adam gave to me 3 golden lutes (3 people can't start a boy band. That's barbaric!) 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the fourth day of Christmas Tom gave to me his 4 favorite stakes (Thor, Beowolf, Conan, Duncan) 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the fifth day of Christmas Pearl gave to me 5 sips of Kia-Ora! (I really shouldn - hick) his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the sixth day of Christmas my whore mums gave to me 6 heartbreaks as they died (I mourned them like they were my blood) 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the seventh day of Christmas Michaela gave to me a 7 stanza poem (Christ, did it have to be her we saved?) 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the eighth day of Christmas Alex gave to me an 8-track of Motown music (i don't si....tch tch tch tch.... I'll be there....) a 7 stanza poem 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the nineth day of Christmas Leo gave to me a double 9 domino set (lucky double 1 will keep my fingers nimble) an 8-track of Motown music a 7 stanza poem 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the tenth day of Christmas Cutler gave to me 10 pints of blood (Did you finally fucking kill someone on your own?) a double 9 domino set an 8-track of Motown music a 7 stanza poem 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the eleventh day of Christmas Mr. Snow gave to me the 11th place with the old ones (he's in my DNA) 10 pints of blood a double 9 domino set an 8-track of Motown music a 7 stanza poem 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds and 1 shinny red shield
on the twelfth day of Christmas my subjects gave to me 12 tulips to woo thee (incompetent peasants, I asked for 1000) the 11th place with the old ones 10 pints of blood a double 9 domino set an 8-track of Motown music a 7 stanza poem 6 heartbreaks as they died 5 sips of Kia-Ora! his 4 favorite stakes 3 golden lutes 2 new Marigolds AND 1 SHINNY RED SHIELD!
-- Edited by whimsyfox on Friday 21st of December 2012 06:58:07 PM
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass
domino that was great. hard put to pick a favorite. It's between 4 lords a calling, cuz I just love the expression on his face, 8 maids a-begging, cuz that so fits, or 9 vampires dancing, cuz I look at that picture and totally expect them to bust out dancing to "Staying Alive".
how fun
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass
For anyone that wasn't here last year - I did this silly song and then Domino followed it up with a BRILLIANT version. This just might become an earworm... Fiiiive Reeeed Shields....
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass
LMAO!!! BOTH VERSIONS WERE FANTASTIC! VERY FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING! AWESOME JOB YOU TWO! EVEN THOUGH I MISSED IT LAST YEAR, I AM SO GLAD I CAUGHT IT THIS YEAR!! GREAT STUFF~!
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My all time fave Hal line (just love the way he says it)
"We've been played! My God! We've been played!"
"Annie's getting hysterical downstairs and I'm not enjoying it"
"kill me. Kill me now. You can tell Annie that I attacked you or something"
"“Were you guys talking about me? I heard ‘clearly gorgeous’”
A Damo in his wellies 
domino that was great. hard put to pick a favorite. It's between 4 lords a calling, cuz I just love the expression on his face, 8 maids a-begging, cuz that so fits, or 9 vampires dancing, cuz I look at that picture and totally expect them to bust out dancing to "Staying Alive".
it almost rhymes and everything! )
