Are you ready for this?

Not sure I am!!!!

My Damien twitter and DMF forum avatar

made into a scary scary HALloween monster!! 

Make your own here:

http://funny.pho.to/#anchor-monsters

OK here's mine (was bored at work when I did this)..... enjoy(ish)

Twas the Night before Halloween BH Style

Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the B&B
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Flea.
The dominoes were stacked on the table with care,
In hopes that no monsters retuned to those there.

A Werewolf alone, all snuggled in bed,
dreams of a family filling his head.
A Vampire lay still, book resting on his chest
with me watching over his midnight rest.

When out in the garden I heard such a noise
So loud it was, it woke both the boys.
We ran from the bedrooms and fast down the stairs
all 3 of us muttering “what the hell's going on down there”

We opened the back door and what did we see
some cheeky young bugger who cracked on to me.
He said “Nice tits love, wanna go to bed”?
Then quick as a flash was hit round the head.

A woman in black, introduced as Yvonne,
I turned to the lads, except they were gone.
Then from the kitchen there was a yell,
“That woman again, oh bloody hell!!

We've taken on Furgus with Cutler in tow!
We've beaten the Old Ones including Mr Snow!
That woman's a Succubus, her touch sends men to their tombs
until we know we're safe, we'll be up in our rooms!"

So up they did go, trying to stay safe,
from the big bad succubus who was no small waif .
I looked at our guests and then I sighed
“guess you know those two, best come inside,

There's been a bit of a shake up, I'm sure you can see
that when it comes to Ghosts I'm no Annie.
You see my name's Alex, I'm the new spook in town

and though I'm quite good, I can't steal her crown.

Poor Annie has gone, her and Eve are no more,
She blew up the Old Ones and went through her door.
But she taught me loads, just you wait and see,
and now we all live here, Hal, Tom and Me.”

Yvonne took a breath and let out a sigh,
“oh bless you Alex, I think I may cry,
Annie was a dear, there is no mistake,

she was brave and strong with a heart as deep as a lake”.

I poured them a tea and got them to settle,
“I'll get the lads, stay right there petal”.
Yep that's right I was bored playing host,
so upstairs I did rent-a-ghost!

Through floors and walls I transported myself,
and silently landed in front of Hal's book shelf
I watched Hal do press ups for a second, and let out a chuckle for
I decided to play ghost and make the door ruckle.

He spoke not a word, but pulled himself straight,

he smiled at me and said “can't this wait”.
I took his hand and off we did go
into Toms room to explain downstairs was no foe!

Back down they did come, to sit with old friends,
discussing past times and making amends.
As the clock struck 12 midnight, it gave me a fright,
"Happy Halloween to all, and to all a good-night!"

Lilli Lilli, LILLI!!!! I may well have said it too much on twitter but this is FREAKILCIOUSLY FANGTASTIC! excellent work! Lord Harry at his scariest and most ruthlessly evil.... this is a HALloween treat indeed!

good grief you made the wooden base as well? out of fondant?! I knew you were good but this is very talented cake making indeed! I love it all, especially the dominoes mid fall... really artistic stuff and deserves a wider audience. I hope you don't mind that I mentioned it to Damien again on twitter and also to the official BH twitter page, I raerely fo that, but think they would be blown away and flattered by your hard work.

Thank you for creating and sharing with us all, and for getting into the HALloween spirit!

Miss_Lilli wrote:

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Here's my contribution: A HALoween cake (actually it's a dummy cake since I don't need that kind of temptation around here lol) The decorations are 100% edible but the actual cake inside is styrofoam.

I used a pizza cutter to gouge the fondant and make a faux woodgrain and then painted it with brown food color gel. The letters and vampire symbol were painted on the fondant with black food color paste. I hand sculpted the body parts then painted on the details. The fake blood was made with corn syrup, liquid red food coloring, and a drop of violet food color gel.

I had SO much fun making this cake!! Next time (when I don't have a bridesmaid dress to fit into) I'll use actual cake lol

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 That cake looks lovely Lilli.  Almost too good to eat :D 

Going to slot this in here considering it is Hallowe'en based.

It is a brand new one shot that goes by the name of 'Hal-owe'en'. Hope you like it :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8660598/1/Hal-owe-en